The Ten Keymandments

1. Don't anchor on a reef.
(Reefs are alive. Alive. A-L-I-V-E).

2. Don't trash our place.
(Or we'll send Bubba to trash yours.)

3. Don't speed.
(Especially on Big Pine Key where Key deer reside, and tar-and-feathering is still practiced.)

4. Don't collect conch.
(This species is protected. By Bubba.)

5. Don't damage the sea grass.
(And don't even think about making a skirt out of it.)

6. Don't feed the animals.
(They'll want to follow you home, and you can't keep them).

7. Don't touch the coral.
(After all, you don't even know them).

8. Don't catch more fish than you can eat.
(Better yet, let them go. Some of them support schools.)

9. Don't disturb the bird nests.
(They find it very annoying).

10. Don't drink and drive. On land or sea.
(There's absolutely nothing funny about it.)